This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS THE DEFINITION IS AWESOMENESS <3 <3 <3
LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY
I SPIT MY DRINKOHMYGOD.
I know this isn’t tattoo related but W hat
Are you trying to tell me hats and sunglasses have a PRACTICAL use? Get out of here.
F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful.
for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…
I can never not reblog this.
i will always reblog this,
Flaws? really? I mean, this guy is straight up bionic, a warrior, and brave as shit, SHE’S the lucky one by far.
So beautiful… Love does conquer all!
I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.
When the lovemaking noises emitting from a neighbor’s bedroom sound like a goat exorcism taking place inside a bedspring factory, it’s time to take action. Option A.) Light some candles, hold a glass to the wall and make a night of it. Option B.) Crawl into the fetal position with a pillow and cry because you are alone. (Just let your mother set you up already, it shouldn’t be that big a deal!) Option C.) Write a hilarious note for all the apartment building and later the internet to enjoy.
OITNB cast with their character posters
Seeking a more humane method of carrying out capital punishment, Ohio’s new machine yanks inmates heads from their bodies using painless, powerful robotic claws.
what the fuckkkk lol
Looks perfectly humane to me. Pardon me while I never ever visit Ohio again ever.
The Onion is a wonderful website.
My neck feels weird just looking at this
this was no accident
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY
Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog.
GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR
…it was exactly what I thought. Possibly I spend too much time on tumblr.